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Category Archives: Columns
The More-Ality of the Internet
The internet is a beast. It’s rapidly changed the way we live our lives, particularly in that it has entirely streamlined communication. No longer must you wait to get your news fix until the next day’s paper comes out. No longer do military servicemen need to wait weeks to receive letters from their loved ones back home. No longer must you Read more [...]
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Posted in Columns, Josh, Miscellaneous, Philosophy, Video
Tagged china, demon snow squad, diatribe, donahue, doors, dss, historical materialism, internet, judging, karl marx, secret service, sinatra, windows
The Mane of My Existence
Hair. Science-forsaken hair. It's everywhere in my bathroom. It’s sprinkled all over the edges of my porcelain tub, as well as the rim of my toilet, right over the Gerber stamp where the backboard meets the hoop. Shaving clippings cover both the top of my sink and the floor below, all while let’s-just-be-safe-and-call-it-leg hair is caked Read more [...]
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Posted in Columns, Josh, Miscellaneous
Tagged bathroom, hair, haircut, shaving, shower, the shiner, toilet
The Uncanny Valley: The Unceasing Strangeness of the SyFy Channel
Fair warning: most of the video clips posted below are not safe for work, and many are mind-boggingly stupid as well. Seriously, don't watch them if there is anybody nearby who you want to respect you as a human being.
"After an African dinosaur ancestor of the crocodile is found, Dr. Campbell uses its DNA to create prototypes at Paula Kennedy's Read more [...]
The Daily Grind: Working 3 to 9 to 5
I guess what it comes down to is what kind of person you are. Do you play down to your competition, or do you do your best every time? Do you do only what is asked of you, or do you perform as well as you can no matter what your expectations are? Here's a question: what do you get paid for?Do you get paid to do the best job you possibly can? Or is it something else? Read more [...]
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Posted in Columns, Josh, Miscellaneous
Tagged 395, basketball, capitalism, jordan, kazaam, kobe, money, sales, Shaq
The Tabling of Turns
So many ideas throughout history, ideas which were universally accepted in the past, are now so comically and obviously incorrect that it seems impossible that we believed them in the first place. This phenomenon is so prevalent throughout the annals of the past, as well as the present, that it also seems impossible to have faith in anything that we currently believe. Read more [...]
Posted in Columns, Josh, Miscellaneous, Philosophy
Ball Handling
I graduated from Lafayette College in the spring of 2010, and spent the early part of the summer on the couch of my childhood home, applying for a few jobs and watching a lot of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. As I write this Blogcat over 2 years later, a few aspects of that footie tournament stand out in my memory. Read more [...]
Posted in Columns, Josh, Miscellaneous, Sport
Providentiae Memor: Autumn for the Kings of Europe
This past Saturday, a 77 year old man died in a Munich hospital. His name was Albert Joseph Maria Franz-Xavier, a name which will not only fail to resonate with the vast majority of the people reading this, but with the vast majority of people worldwide. The truth is that Albert was an irrelevant figure, whose death will be unheralded outside of Read more [...]
Politics as Usual
At this point in my life, politics is just not something that I’m particularly interested in. Things may change as I age, but at this point I just don’t care. I live in D.C., arguably the political capitol of the world, and could not give less of a shit. I am not up to date on anything that is going on. What ever happened to that guy with the Read more [...]
Eat Your Fingers Off
In 1987, KFC opened its first outlet in China, a chicken nugget's throw away from Chairman Mao's mausoleum in the middle of Tiananmen Square. Now, 25 years later, KFC is the premier fast food chain in the country, generating almost $2 billion in annual profit (for reference, that is more than is made by all of the KFCs, Taco Bells, Pizza Huts, Read more [...]
Posted in Columns, Creative Writing, Ryan
Tagged kfc, language, nabokov, translation, word
Mad Respect
This edition of my thoughts on whatever is at my finger tips as they mount the keyboard is focused on the idea of respect. Now, since I’m not a very learned person with respect to vocabulary, insomuch as I don’t know every definition to every word, so I’ve taken to dictionary.com to provide myself with the various definitions of respect.
re·spect [ri-spekt]
noun
1. a particular, detail, or point (usually preceded by in ): todiffer in some respect.
2. relation or reference: inquiries with respect to a route.
3. esteem for or a sense of the worth or excellence of aperson, a personal quality Read more [...]
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Posted in Columns, Mark, Miscellaneous